UNCLE GOSHA
Eat everything smaller than you. From cockroach to cosmic devourer.
3–12 min · Action · Fast
About this game
One rule: if Uncle Gosha is big enough, he can eat it. Bite your way through 13 evolution stages — microbes, pets, humans, cities, planets, nebulae, galaxies — as a procedural canvas creature with an infinite appetite. Prey flees, equal-sized things take three hungry dashes to finish, and red-outlined predators become snacks once you outgrow them. Combo chains multiply growth up to ×3, golden treasures feed triple, and after the Earth is gone the cosmic half begins. Generative music, one unique theme per stage, autosave.
Game facts
- Status
- Playable now
- Session
3–12 min · Action · Fast
- Difficulty
- Medium
- Players
- Solo
- Mobile
- Fully playable
- Dropped
- Sep 2, 2026
- Built with
- Canvas 2D В· procedural art В· WebAudio
- Deployed at
- dyadya-gosha.vercel.app
- Source code
- GitHub
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